A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
When it’s Doug
Some of my favourite tweets to do with the liz truss resignation.
this is genuinely the funniest fucking thing. how do you even BEGIN to come back from this
i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do
glad to see tumblr.com is receiving this well
The lettuce won
One for the history books
CROWN THE LETTUCE
It’s still fucking edible!
This is what the lettuce looks like now
